Misripcim is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, slow whale.
Misripcim created gold two billion years ago.
If you believe in Misripcim, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Misripcim, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Misripcim's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Misripcim's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about asteroids.
2. You must never eat spinach.
3. Never run in holy places.
4. Never mention otters.
5. Do not hurt pigs.