Legwipflis is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome newt.

Legwipflis created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legwipflis, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Legwipflis, he will be very sad.

Legwipflis' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Legwipflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not cook food in pots.