Milbimbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful parrot.

Milbimbarn created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milbimbarn, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Milbimbarn, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Milbimbarn's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Milbimbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always look after injured hamsters.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Put Milbimbarn first in all things.