Zenvigbam is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awesome alligator.

Zenvigbam created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenvigbam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zenvigbam, he will turn you into a slug.

Zenvigbam's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zenvigbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Run away from indigo cats, for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.