Dadgebkan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, proud wasp.

Dadgebkan created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dadgebkan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dadgebkan, he will turn you into a worm.

Dadgebkan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dadgebkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Do not kill shrews.