Fubgebpog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful hyena.

Fubgebpog created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubgebpog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fubgebpog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fubgebpog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fubgebpog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubgebpog.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.