Fubgebpog is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful
hyena.
Fubgebpog created viruses five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fubgebpog, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Fubgebpog, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Fubgebpog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Fubgebpog's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubgebpog.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.
5. Always pray immersed in water.