Fobkapnig Largquag Jathom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong duck.

Fobkapnig Largquag Jathom created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobkapnig Largquag Jathom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fobkapnig Largquag Jathom, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fobkapnig Largquag Jathom's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fobkapnig Largquag Jathom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.