Catyatkim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing fly.

Catyatkim created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Catyatkim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Catyatkim, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Catyatkim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Catyatkim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always obey Catyatkim's priests.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing black coats.

5. Hide if nine frogs approach from the west.