Fadcipgid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating troll.

Fadcipgid created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadcipgid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fadcipgid, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fadcipgid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fadcipgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum field theory.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Always pray immersed in water.