Fadcipgid is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating
troll.
Fadcipgid created Europe five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fadcipgid, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Fadcipgid, it will have a low opinion of you.
Fadcipgid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Fadcipgid's Holy Commandments1. Never write about quantum field theory.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never think about nebulae.
4. Never look at asteroids.
5. Always pray immersed in water.