Gamzenhub is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable warg.

Gamzenhub created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Gamzenhub, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gamzenhub, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gamzenhub's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gamzenhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mice.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not keep six whales in a large pit.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.