Fobvilgab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing owl.

Fobvilgab created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobvilgab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobvilgab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fobvilgab's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fobvilgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fobvilgab.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.