Spagbasshugfod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody mouse.

Spagbasshugfod created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Spagbasshugfod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Spagbasshugfod, it will laugh at you.

Spagbasshugfod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Spagbasshugfod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Spagbasshugfod.

2. Run away from orange porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing purple scarves and balancing nine silicon spheres on your feet.

5. Always stare at clouds.