Pomxucken is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, able lion.

Pomxucken created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pomxucken, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomxucken, he will turn you into a plant.

Pomxucken's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pomxucken's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not take Pomxucken's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.