Cepafgil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental bird.

Cepafgil created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Cepafgil, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cepafgil, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cepafgil's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cepafgil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cepafgil on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near sharks while wearing purple ear rings.

5. Never write about optics.