Flabwaptarhub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust meerkat.

Flabwaptarhub created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabwaptarhub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flabwaptarhub, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Flabwaptarhub's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Flabwaptarhub's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabwaptarhub.

2. Never wear orange ear rings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat green fruit.