Targflabzag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful badger.

Targflabzag created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targflabzag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Targflabzag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Targflabzag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Targflabzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help cats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed lemons to foxes while wearing purple skirts.