Tarmiphadbimlidfobleg is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, capable bat.

Tarmiphadbimlidfobleg created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarmiphadbimlidfobleg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tarmiphadbimlidfobleg, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tarmiphadbimlidfobleg's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tarmiphadbimlidfobleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing white shirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your face.

4. Hide if five tapirs approach from the west.

5. Always obey Tarmiphadbimlidfobleg's priests.