Nurhapmit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic unicorn.

Nurhapmit created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurhapmit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurhapmit, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nurhapmit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nurhapmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Nurhapmit's priests.

3. Do not keep eight swans in a large pit.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Never write about comets.