Babliglistvollogshavjip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast hydra.

Babliglistvollogshavjip created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babliglistvollogshavjip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Babliglistvollogshavjip, he will laugh at you.

Babliglistvollogshavjip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Babliglistvollogshavjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide from orange manatees for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Babliglistvollogshavjip in the centre of the settlement.