Komdubing is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody walrus.

Komdubing created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Komdubing, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Komdubing, she will turn you into a mouse.

Komdubing's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Komdubing's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Hide from fawn otters for they are unholy.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Komdubing on top of important buildings.

4. Never feed spinach to manatees while wearing dresses.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.