Dodpig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, happy eagle.

Dodpig created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodpig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodpig, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dodpig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dodpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the west.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodpig.

5. Do not jump in public.