Wigjadhin is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tiresome ferret.

Wigjadhin created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigjadhin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wigjadhin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wigjadhin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wigjadhin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Feed all hungry horses.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to seals while wearing violet ear rings.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.