Litwadzog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest fox.

Litwadzog created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Litwadzog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litwadzog, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Litwadzog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Litwadzog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not take Litwadzog's name in vain.

3. Never chant in the presence of foxes.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.