Bigwiptam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome snake.

Bigwiptam created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Bigwiptam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bigwiptam, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bigwiptam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bigwiptam's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bigwiptam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Worship no other gods but Bigwiptam.