Femceding is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish hummingbird.

Femceding created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femceding, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Femceding, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Femceding's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Femceding's Holy Commandments

1. Put Femceding first in all things.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing blue stockings and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your head.

3. Never feed spinach to gulls while wearing black trousers.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.