Fathiggenhugtap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful jaguar.

Fathiggenhugtap created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fathiggenhugtap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fathiggenhugtap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Fathiggenhugtap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Fathiggenhugtap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Hide from white mice for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fathiggenhugtap.