Cubfobstannart is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic unicorn.

Cubfobstannart created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cubfobstannart, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubfobstannart, it will turn you into a goat.

Cubfobstannart's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cubfobstannart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to tortoises while wearing shorts.

2. Never think about dark matter near squirrels while wearing indigo shoes and balancing six nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.