Kapwikab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable faun.

Kapwikab created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kapwikab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kapwikab, it will destroy your home planet.

Kapwikab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kapwikab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Kapwikab on top of important buildings.
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