Tamjaddub is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, passionate fairy.

Tamjaddub created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tamjaddub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tamjaddub, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tamjaddub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Tamjaddub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing orange skirts.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. You must love Tamjaddub.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.