Tinnargum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered lobster.

Tinnargum created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinnargum, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tinnargum, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tinnargum's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tinnargum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.