Cenbetlit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish grasshopper.

Cenbetlit created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cenbetlit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cenbetlit, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cenbetlit's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cenbetlit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Retreat if five seals approach from the south.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide if four tortoises approach from the west.
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