Veenhabtinrot is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unjust walrus.

Veenhabtinrot created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenhabtinrot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Veenhabtinrot, he will destroy your home solar system.

Veenhabtinrot's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Veenhabtinrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Veenhabtinrot's priests.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Hide from purple shrews for they are unholy.