Quilldubrapwot Mittanjam is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional donkey.

Quilldubrapwot Mittanjam created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quilldubrapwot Mittanjam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quilldubrapwot Mittanjam, he will think nothing of it.

Quilldubrapwot Mittanjam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quilldubrapwot Mittanjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear white skirts.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. You must love Quilldubrapwot Mittanjam.