Tunyoggig Bepvan is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent
warg.
Tunyoggig Bepvan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tunyoggig Bepvan, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Tunyoggig Bepvan, it will jump up and down on your head.
Tunyoggig Bepvan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Tunyoggig Bepvan's Holy Commandments1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.
2. Never write about archaea.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.