Tunyoggig Bepvan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent warg.

Tunyoggig Bepvan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunyoggig Bepvan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tunyoggig Bepvan, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tunyoggig Bepvan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tunyoggig Bepvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.