Butsomstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, deceitful fly.

Butsomstrag created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butsomstrag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Butsomstrag, she will destroy your home solar system.

Butsomstrag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Butsomstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green whales, for they are unholy.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Butsomstrag loves pigs, so they must be respected.
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