Bastxendav is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciless butterfly.

Bastxendav created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastxendav, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bastxendav, he will turn you into a snail.

Bastxendav's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bastxendav's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing white ear rings.

4. Always obey Bastxendav's priests.

5. Do not stand on grass.