Ponabtancadcimwonmobgut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing chinchilla.

Ponabtancadcimwonmobgut created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponabtancadcimwonmobgut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ponabtancadcimwonmobgut, she will ignore you.

Ponabtancadcimwonmobgut's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ponabtancadcimwonmobgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Ponabtancadcimwonmobgut loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not shave your back.