Citsiggunhuncit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet cat.

Citsiggunhuncit created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citsiggunhuncit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Citsiggunhuncit, she will manifest in front of you.

Citsiggunhuncit's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Citsiggunhuncit's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near geese.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Always help sick dogs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not speak about apples.