Milarfvid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, idiotic frog.

Milarfvid created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milarfvid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milarfvid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Milarfvid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Milarfvid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milarfvid.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.