Rulbonkham is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, astonishing capybara.

Rulbonkham created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbonkham, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rulbonkham, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Rulbonkham's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rulbonkham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed melons to goats while wearing tights.

3. Run away from green dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat bark.
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