Gadhubcib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic bear.

Gadhubcib created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhubcib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gadhubcib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gadhubcib's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gadhubcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never hop in the presence of sheep.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.