Gad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unjust skunk.

Gad created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Gad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gad, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Gad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gad's priests.

2. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the south.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.