Wigyarcet is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, fast
gnu.
Wigyarcet created Europe eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wigyarcet, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Wigyarcet, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Wigyarcet's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Wigyarcet's Holy Commandments1. Never eat nuts.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.
3. Always wear blue.
4. Never think about asteroids.
5. Do not sing in public.