Lamcebmif is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving weasel.

Lamcebmif created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamcebmif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lamcebmif, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lamcebmif's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Lamcebmif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.