Cimwabkab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, contented centaur.

Cimwabkab created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimwabkab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cimwabkab, it will curse you with boils.

Cimwabkab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cimwabkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never paint your head gray.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect four carbon sculptures of Cimwabkab on top of important buildings.