Queegbugmon is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, benevolent hyena.

Queegbugmon created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Queegbugmon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Queegbugmon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Queegbugmon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Queegbugmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about gravity near great tits while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.

3. Never think about spacetime near rats while wearing fawn shorts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your face.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.