Safjamxem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind octopus.

Safjamxem created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Safjamxem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Safjamxem, she will turn you into a mole.

Safjamxem's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Safjamxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Safjamxem loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help voles in need.

5. Do not stand on grass.