Yimpontofnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, temperamental crocodile.

Yimpontofnutt created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimpontofnutt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yimpontofnutt, she will remove you from existence.

Yimpontofnutt's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yimpontofnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Yimpontofnutt loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

5. Always pray immersed in water.