Ingbunlarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong hyena.

Ingbunlarp created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingbunlarp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ingbunlarp, she will destroy your favourite star.

Ingbunlarp's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Ingbunlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Hide from green rats for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Never mention swans.