Tifratjad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring crane.

Tifratjad created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifratjad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tifratjad, she will come to you in dreams.

Tifratjad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Tifratjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tifratjad's name in vain.

2. Run away from black tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tifratjad.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Do not sprint in public.